CROC-LY *

There are only 5 types of people who could wear CROCS.
Apparently I do not belong to any category. (Thank God!)
Guys, please do not condemn me!
1. gardeners/ those who do serious gardening (according to Alexa) "Is it really a garden shoe?" Please enlighten me. haha. (then I should give my mom a pair pala cos she uses her Havs for gardening) She should invest in a serious garden shoe.
2. chefs
3. doctors
4. kids (grade 5 and below)
5. adults with shoe sizes below 8
The average Filipina's shoe size is 7-7 1/2. I proudly wear a size 9! (The only benefit of having a size 9 shoe size is salvaging left over sizes in a shoe sale!) Even if I want to wear CROCS, I cannot seem to pull it off because my feet would look like a ship with that chunky pair of CROCS (yes, even the ballet flats type). After some serious laughing, I finally tried the pink ballet flats. Comfy! I'd rather choose something that's really painful than wear something this comfortable but too chunky at the same time. It's too chunky, too rubbery, too much for my taste. Even if they are embellished, still looking CROCLY (CROCs-ugLY) talaga!

"Topview is okay, pag side view na, SUICIDE! Walking ship talaga!" Tsk.Tsk.

What's this CROCS hype that the CROCS store had more customers than All Flip Flops ?! Whatever happens please stick to the ballet flats if you must buy one pair. Please ditch the oxford-like CROCS styles (with the shoelaces, puhllleaze!). Find this style at the Bonifacio High Street branch. I saw it and that style was so CROCLY. I'd gag if I see a real person walking with that style.
I was looking for chic slim strap sandals from Havaianas (I finally found rubber tsinelas so sexy! I forgot what style I got because they used to carry the same style with thicker straps before) while the rest are looking for chunky footwear from CROCS. Where do they plan to use it? Sa beach? Imagine beach people with CROCS... serious crocliness. haha.